By: §Gold Demona§
Part Iv
            (In the lab)
(Dr. Briefs): *singing*The fuse is connected to the circuit, and the circuits connected to the battery, and the battery's connected to the knee cap, and the knee cap's connected to the leg bone, and the leg bone's connected to the funny bone, and the....
(???): <How LONG is he going to sing that?!>
(¿¿¿): <I dunno. Why?> *singing* <The fuse is connected to the circuit!>
(???): <Shut up. He's almost done with the device.>
(Dr. Briefs): I'm almost done with this device. *singing* The switch is connected....
(???): <I told you. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?>
(¿¿¿): <I think so, but if you throw a Pikachu in front of a Gundam, it will get squished.>
            ("???" smack "¿¿¿" with a bookmark)
(¿¿¿): <Shutting up.>
            (Bulma walks in)
(Bulma): How's it going?
(Dr. Briefs): I'm nearly done. I just have to hook this nook into this cranny and it'll be completed.
*hooks the nook into the cranny*
There ya go. The device that cures everything.
(Bulma): Right on!
(Dr. Briefs): Now we just have to test it. *finds a lab rat with a bad case of Turet's Syndrome*
Ok. I'll just point it at the rat, and...
            (ZZZZAAAAAPP!!!!)
            (tha labrat is cured)
(Bulma): All right!
(Dr. Briefs): We'll cure the Saiyans in the morning. Right now I need a good night's rest.
            (They both exit)
(???): <Finally!>
(¿¿¿): <Awwww. The song's over. I liked it. The fuse is connected to the circuit, and the....>
(???): <Sing away. I'm demorphing.>
            (The figure of ??? jumps off the bookshelf and into the middle of the room, and starts to grow larger and evil-looking. Now a cubby dinosaur-looking figure with spikes on it's back stands in the middle of the room)
(???): Now, let's see this device. *looks for it on the workbench*
Where is it?
*finds a huge, laser-cannon-like thingy in the middle of the room with a neon sign hanging over it saying "It's right here, Stupid!"*
That idiot left it out in the open!
(¿¿¿): Or maybe it's really the writer's way of saying she likes you. HAHA! NARF!
(???): Shut up and demorph.
(¿¿¿): *demorphs into a large, chubby, alien-humanoid thing half the size of the first figure with a traingle sticking out of it's head*
(???): Now to rearrange the wiring to make this doohicky work for our purpose.
            ("???" messes with the wires, while "¿¿¿" watches, singing everything he connects)
(¿¿¿): The green wire's connected to the blue wire, and the red wire's connected to the.....
 

            (At the clinic, in Goku's room)
(Goku): ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz!
            (a small green creature appears in the room, carrying flowers)
(?¿?): HEY, GOKU!! WAKE UP!!
(Goku): *wakes up and hits the ceiling, looks at the creature sleepily*
Uh-buh-hoo-dava-what?
(?¿?): Goku! It's me!
(Goku): *slaps himself in the face and gets a good look at the creature*
Gregory?
(Gregory): Hiya, Goku!
(Goku): Gregory! What are YOU doing here?
(Gregory): Bringing these "Get Well" flowers from King Kai.
(Goku): Flowers?
(Gregory): Yea, here!
(Goku): But, --BBLBL-BL-BL-BLB-L-BBB!! *he got squirted with water coming out of the flowers*
(Gregory): I know. I know. You're delighted to have them. Well, I gotta get back. Can't stay in this dimension too long. See ya, Goku! *disappears*
            (Chi-Chi enters)
(Chi-Chi): Goku, why are you all wet?
(Goku): *clueless face*
(Chi-Chi): Never mind. I don't wanna know. *notices the flowers*
Those flowers are beautiful are they for me? *takes the flowers*
(Goku): *clueless face* Uh, Chi-Chi...
(Chi-Chi): *gets squirted by the flowers*
Ggrrrrr... *stomps out of the room*
(Goku): *remains with a clueless face for the rest of the night*
 

            (In the hall)
(Bulma): Chi-Chi! Why are you all wet?
            (Chi-Chi tosses the flowers to Bulma, Bulma gets wet, they both stomp down the hall, soaked and angry.)
 
 

Part V
Funnies